What the Iranians should have done

- Separate them according to gender
- Lock them up in a dungeon
- Strip them
- Hood them with each other's underpants
- Collar and leash them
- Pile 'em up and have them make love to each other
- Have guards take pictures of the fun and games
- Tell the media this is what happens when you allow gays in the military

Instead the navy men got:
- ill-tailored suits
- lurid wallpaper and curtains to pose against
- gaudy presents
- a free trip in business class

I'm unsure which scenario would have caused the most embarrassment.
A beautifully inspired rendition of a captured sailor's plight here (thank you, Jared)

Picture from the BBC